May 2013
me: whoa it sure is late, time to go to be-
me: is that a 30,000 word fanfic
witchyhellbroth:
pinenolanapple:
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you
claydols:
damn you must be itunes because you are always not responding
natured:
I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope god made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.
bonapartist:
so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
ashestoashesjc:
i love studio ghibli movies. not only for their amazing animation and storytelling, but because whenever characters get upset or surprised they go from
to
alphastridercest:
bambiisqueen:
alphastridercest:
queer noises
[ religious mob noises in the distance ]
panicked queer noises
wizardsandhijack:
hospitalf0rsouls:
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?
you broke the world
literally what the fuck am i trying to accomplish on this website
y0ungandfragile:
consulting-god-of-badassery:
forevercryingbecausemerlin:
arealmonsterxvx:
samapitongzabala:
whentherestrouble:
flimzy:
people who’re always up in the middle of the night are either:
lonely
in love
or
sad
or watching anime
or nightblogging
or masturbating
or reading gay fanfiction
or writing gay fanfiction
So lonely or sad
